{"product_id":"dice-goblin-dice-of-disappointment","title":"Dice Goblin - Dice of Disappointment","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome gifts say \"I care.\" This one says \"I'm thinking of you, and I want you to roll badly.\" The Dice of Disappointment is a full seven-piece set of gloriously naff dice — ugly, unpolished, poorly inked and thoroughly cursed — the ideal joke present for a rival player, a merciless DM, or yourself if you've a soft spot for rubbish dice. They're functional and correctly shaped; they're just not going to win any beauty contests.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eAt a glance\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-left:4px solid #FBAD36;padding:12px 16px;background:#f7f7f7;margin:0 0 18px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cul style=\"margin:0;padding-left:18px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eContents: full 7-piece polyhedral set — D20, D12, D%, D10, D8, D6, D4\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eStyle: deliberately ugly (each die different)\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eMaterial: acrylic \/ resin\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eBest for: D\u0026amp;D and tabletop RPGs — as a gag gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy it's good\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eA proper full set, just aesthetically challenged\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eEvery die is a different flavour of awful\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGuaranteed shaped correctly and functional — no broken or dented dice\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEqual parts insult and affection — the perfect stocking-filler for the gamer who has everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeven dice, zero dignity — the ultimate joke gift.\u003c\/strong\u003e For the real thing, try one of our proper \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dice-goblin-original-mystery-dice-bag\"\u003eMystery Dice Bags\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dice Goblin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47479003611298,"sku":"A-DOD-1","price":8.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/1875\/4210\/files\/dice-goblin-dice-of-disappointment-loaded-dice-1498741.jpg?v=1785207723","url":"https:\/\/shoptinkertown.com\/products\/dice-goblin-dice-of-disappointment","provider":"TinkerTown","version":"1.0","type":"link"}